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Iphone wrist
 Posted 7/22/2010 10:02:00 AM
I spend entirely too much time on my Iphone. Calls, texts and apps are consuming all parts of my day. A recent survey even showed that most young women check their phones first thing in the morning and even check it when they wake up in the middle of the night.
I'm on the Iphone in the morning, during lunch, when I go to the bathroom, even while watching TV and movies (at home not in the theater, you should be beaten for doing it there). With that said, I want to be the first to coin the new malady: Iphone Wrist! I noticed my left wrist was sore and hurting all the time lately. Trying to figure out what caused my malady I discovered it must be the phone. I hold it and while I play solitaire, Craigslist, words with friends, etc. I realized I hold the phone and ...
Chick Flicks Ruined: Sex and the City 2
Posted 5/28/2010 8:58:00 AM
How they try to suck in you in:
* Possibility of seeing grandma Kim Cattral get naked…again…for the 1,000th time
* Irish Nanny who doesn’t wear a bra and bounces around everywhere, she’s a lesbian
* Possibility of all four women murdered in the Middle East
Why it sucks:
* Really, you have to ask
* 4 annoying chicks, ok 3 and whatever the red headed one is
* Liza Minelli
* The only time I would watch Sara Jessica Parker is the Kentucky Derby!
What happens:
* Charlotte’s husband does not cheat with hot Irish Nanny because she’s a lesbian
* Samantha is going through menopause and not wanting to have sex but gets her mojo back at the end of the movie.
* Miranda, who quit her big law job in the beginning, takes a job with a law firm she feels passionate about.
* Carrie makes out ...
Chick Flicks Ruined: Dear John
Posted 5/25/2010 9:25:00 AM
How they try to suck guys in?
1. Military hero: movie opens with him being shot
2. 9/11 patriotism
3. Hot Chick Amanda Seyfried
Why it sucks?
Two words: Nicholas Sparks
What Happens?
1. Instead of leaving Army he re-enlists after 9/11
2. Every Nicholas Sparks movie has a main character die!
3. Here, the Dad Dies!
4. Anonymous donor allows her Dad to stay home for two months before he died, anonymous donor is Channing Tatum.
5. Channing Tatum and Amanda Seyfried are together at the end of the movie, Channing doesn’t die from bullet wound scene shown at beginning of the movie.
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