http://www.kxfx.com/ThoughtsFromTheThrone/home.aspxDaily thoughts from Reverend Drew.en-usCopyright 2010, KXFX-FMTue, 07 Sep 2010 03:21:25 GMTThu, 22 Jul 2010 17:03:14 GMT1http://emmisinteractive.com I spend entirely too much time on my Iphone. Calls, texts and apps are consuming all parts of my day. A recent survey even showed that most young women check their phones first thing in the morning and even check it when they wake up in the middle of the night. I'm on the Iphone in the morning, during lunch, when I go to the bathroom, even while watching TV and movies (at home not in the theater, you should be beaten for doing it there). With that said, I want to be the first to coin the new malady: Iphone Wrist! I noticed my left wrist was sore and hurting all the time lately. Trying to figure out what caused my malady I discovered it must be the phone. I hold it and while I play solitaire, Craigslist, words with friends, etc. I realized I hold the phone and ...http://www.kxfx.com/ThoughtsFromTheThrone/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10127226nickanddrew@kxfx.com (Reverend Drew)http://www.kxfx.com/ThoughtsFromTheThrone/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10127226Thu, 22 Jul 2010 17:03:14 GMTHow they try to suck in you in: * Possibility of seeing grandma Kim Cattral get naked…again…for the 1,000th time * Irish Nanny who doesn’t wear a bra and bounces around everywhere, she’s a lesbian * Possibility of all four women murdered in the Middle East Why it sucks: * Really, you have to ask * 4 annoying chicks, ok 3 and whatever the red headed one is * Liza Minelli * The only time I would watch Sara Jessica Parker is the Kentucky Derby! What happens: * Charlotte’s husband does not cheat with hot Irish Nanny because she’s a lesbian * Samantha is going through menopause and not wanting to have sex but gets her mojo back at the end of the movie. * Miranda, who quit her big law job in the beginning, takes a job with a law firm she feels passionate about. * Carrie makes out ...http://www.kxfx.com/ThoughtsFromTheThrone/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10115666nickanddrew@kxfx.com (Reverend Drew)http://www.kxfx.com/ThoughtsFromTheThrone/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10115666Fri, 28 May 2010 15:57:53 GMT How they try to suck guys in? 1. Military hero: movie opens with him being shot 2. 9/11 patriotism 3. Hot Chick Amanda Seyfried Why it sucks? Two words: Nicholas Sparks What Happens? 1. Instead of leaving Army he re-enlists after 9/11 2. Every Nicholas Sparks movie has a main character die! 3. Here, the Dad Dies! 4. Anonymous donor allows her Dad to stay home for two months before he died, anonymous donor is Channing Tatum. 5. Channing Tatum and Amanda Seyfried are together at the end of the movie, Channing doesn’t die from bullet wound scene shown at beginning of the movie. http://www.kxfx.com/ThoughtsFromTheThrone/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10114893nickanddrew@kxfx.com (Reverend Drew)http://www.kxfx.com/ThoughtsFromTheThrone/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10114893Tue, 25 May 2010 16:25:23 GMTWhich one are you at a work conference meeting? 1) Guy who is out to prove he’s the smartest guy in the room 2) Guy who kisses ass and agrees with absolutely everything that comes out of the bosses mouth 3) Chick who giggles and laughs at the bosses jokes 4) Apathetic rest of us who just want to die! http://www.kxfx.com/ThoughtsFromTheThrone/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10108874nickanddrew@kxfx.com (Reverend Drew)http://www.kxfx.com/ThoughtsFromTheThrone/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10108874Wed, 21 Apr 2010 00:48:07 GMT It has come to my attention that there are many dating rules that I should add to the list or at least give some consideration to and I invite your feedback on the quality of these proposed rules. Perhaps like the NFL we should take a look at the rules every year and make some changes, additions and even some subtractions. Proposed Rule Addition #1: Don’t date a girl who wears heels in the grass, or on long walks! Reason: A woman who wears heels when she knows it isn’t practical or comfortable is only wearing them for appearance. Hence, she might be too high maintenance to bother with and you are only set up for a lifetime of whining and complaining! Proposed Rule Addition #2: Rev. Drew dating rule: Give extra points to a girl that says I have to go pee instead of powder my nose. Reason: This ...http://www.kxfx.com/ThoughtsFromTheThrone/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10108583nickanddrew@kxfx.com (Reverend Drew)http://www.kxfx.com/ThoughtsFromTheThrone/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10108583Mon, 19 Apr 2010 18:56:04 GMT1. Open her door. If she doesn't even make an attempt to open yours before you get around the back of the car, she isn't interested and you should take her home. 2. Take her to Wal-Mart, Best Buy or any large store where fun can be had. If she is all business and wants to get what you came for and leave, she is too serious to date. If she plays in the toy aisle, electronics, pet area, or sporting goods, then she is fun anywhere. My wife and I made out in a Wal-Mart the first night we started dating. 3. Look at her Mother!!!!!!! Genetics are key because everyone looks good early on but you need to see what the future holds. Dated a girl who's mother was a gigantic cafeteria worker and sure enough she started looking like her mother every month we were together (I ...http://www.kxfx.com/ThoughtsFromTheThrone/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10104053nickanddrew@kxfx.com (Reverend Drew)http://www.kxfx.com/ThoughtsFromTheThrone/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10104053Wed, 24 Mar 2010 20:01:24 GMT My favorite holiday of the year is coming up, St. Patrick’s Day. It is an excuse to drink in excess and celebrate my heritage. Also I feel the need to consume potatoes most of the week (ok, I eat a potato based food just about every meal). So if you are keeping score basically I’m drunk and full of potatoes all week. This does not taste as good on the way up as it does on the way down. When I went to Ireland I learned a lot about the cultural, in particular the drinking. I came back with an affinity for Guinness beer. I learned that young people go out to bars/pubs and when drunk enough, they begin singing Irish folk songs. It really is incredible and it lead me to drinking way beyond coherency. I thought it was really cool they keep there folk songs alive and act ...http://www.kxfx.com/ThoughtsFromTheThrone/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10102193nickanddrew@kxfx.com (Reverend Drew)http://www.kxfx.com/ThoughtsFromTheThrone/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10102193Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:29:54 GMT Play the Winter Olympics drinking game. It is easy to get drunk when you’ve got a fun, easy game to play with the Olympic commentators. Take some common phrases and recurring themes the network is pounding into our skulls and take a drink. Here are the drinking rules: 1. Drink every time Lindsay Vonn’s broken pinky is mentioned. 2. Drink every time Julie Mancuso’s comments about Lindsey Vonn are mentioned. 3. Drink if an athlete’s parents are shown and finish your drink if it is mentioned that the parent was brought in by a sponsor. 4. Drink every time Canada’s poor medal showing is mentioned and finish drink if Canada’s Own the Podium slogan is mentioned. 5. Drink if an athlete wins gold and does not mouth the words to the national anthem. 6. Drink every time a heartwarming background story is shown before an athlete competes. 7. Drink two ...http://www.kxfx.com/ThoughtsFromTheThrone/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10099610nickanddrew@kxfx.com (Reverend Drew)http://www.kxfx.com/ThoughtsFromTheThrone/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10099610Thu, 25 Feb 2010 23:24:25 GMTI admit it, I enjoy the Winter Olympics. Skiing, snowboarding, bobsledding and the like are entertaining. The women of the Winter Games are for the most part, hot, minus the German women who look a tad bit on the manish side. So yeah, I’m watching a lot of Olympics. That being said, I still can’t say that all of the Winter Olympic “sports” are sports. Curling is the easiest example. A 5 month pregnant woman is competing. Here’s a new rule for sports: If the elderly or pregnant can compete at its highest level, it is not a sport. Instead it is a game! At least now I know I have a chance to become an Olympian since curling is the equivalent of shuffle board on ice. I can train on my Nintendo Wii and I’ll be ready for the 2014 games. My other objection to the Winter games deals ...http://www.kxfx.com/ThoughtsFromTheThrone/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10095112nickanddrew@kxfx.com (Reverend Drew)http://www.kxfx.com/ThoughtsFromTheThrone/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10095112Wed, 17 Feb 2010 20:00:34 GMTAs we count down to Valentine’s Day I realized that I have actually done nothing for this. My wife and I agreed not to do anything this year, but come on, I know that is complete bullshit. If I don’t have something bought or prepared for Valentine’s Day then I will pay. Most likely, it will not be overt acts of revenge but passive aggressive methods of teaching me my lesson. So it is get something or suffer the consequences. I loathe restaurants on Mother’s Day and Valentine’s Day as these are the two most crowded days of the year. Nothing says love like over worked wait staff and cooks along with long waits to be seated followed by outrageous bill. Flowers are a standard. I got away with picking flowers out of the yard not too long ago but going to that well to many times results in looking ...http://www.kxfx.com/ThoughtsFromTheThrone/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10093944nickanddrew@kxfx.com (Reverend Drew)http://www.kxfx.com/ThoughtsFromTheThrone/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10093944Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:26:44 GMT